Hoe Down Sweater

Product Details

Some special events in life call for a special outfit, and a hoedown is one of those events. It can be hard to identify clothing that’s appropriate for “hoeing down,” but this sweater proudly displays that it can, indeed, be properly worn at any hoedown, and there are few articles of clothing that can state that with confidence.

            The sweater in question is not only perfect for hanging and hoeing around, but it also serves as an excellent guide to the very art of hoeing down. With a slick looking gentleman hoeing to the left and a fast footed gal hoeing to the right, this sweater stands as a testament to hoedowns and everything they represent, such as raw emotion, unbridled passion and true love. Plus, you’ll never look out of place at any barn based party.

            As a bonus, a variety of musical notes grace the sweater, reminding everyone that views it that this is, indeed, a dance move. A grand staff adorns each sleeve, setting the tempo of the shirt to a hoedown worthy pace, and the musical notes that run along the bottom of the sleeves and torso help the static, inanimate drawings to eternally keep the right rhythm.

            There isn’t much else to say about this sweater, except that every man should own it. The look is unique and fresh, and at least you’ll know that you are ready for any occasion, whether it involves hoeing or not.

• Size Matters

  • At Camp Kitschy Knits size matters! 

    Our sweaters are made from patterns designed in the 1950’s when apparently people were a lot smaller and slim fit sweaters were in fashion. Don't worry though, we have modernized the fit of these awesome sweaters! The numerical sizing is based on actual chest measurements.

    Numerical Size	Alpha Size Equivalent	Chest	Length	Sleeve
    Size 34	Woman's XSmall	37	23	18
    Size 36	Woman's Small	39	24	19
    Size 38	Woman's Medium	41	26	19
    Size 40	Woman's Large	43	26	19
    Size 42	Men's Medium	45	28	20
    Size 44	Men's Large	47	28	20
    Size 48	Men's XLarge	51	30	23
    Size 50	Men's 2XL	52	30	23
    Size 52	Men's 3XL	54	31	24
    Size 54	Men's 4XL	56	31	24