Most people think that exploring space would be a dream come true, zipping around in rockets and taking snapshots of asteroids that sort of resemble ninjas. What could go wrong, you ask? The brutal truth is that in space, nearly anything can go wrong. It’s cold, vast and intimidating, and it lacks any of the basic necessities that human beings need to survive. Plus, it’s full of asteroids that sort of resemble ninjas, and that gets old very fast. If only there was a way to experience all the thrills of space exploration without any of the endless risks, but what mad scientist would fabricate such an ingenious device?
Well, you’re in luck, because that’s exactly why the Astronaut Sweater was created. With a sweater like this, you’ll never again look to the stars and wonder what secrets they might hold. The sky blue color perfectly illuminates the two powerful rockets that are blasting off into the dangerous void of space, the astronaut on the back is taking perilous space based risks so you don’t have to, and the dark trim will constantly remind you of the cold bleakness that we call space. Why take the risk when you could simply wear a sweater? Leave the danger to the professionals and celebrate your rational fear of space with this unique piece of clothing.