Astronaut Sweater

Product Details

Most people think that exploring space would be a dream come true, zipping around in rockets and taking snapshots of asteroids that sort of resemble ninjas. What could go wrong, you ask? The brutal truth is that in space, nearly anything can go wrong. It’s cold, vast and intimidating, and it lacks any of the basic necessities that human beings need to survive. Plus, it’s full of asteroids that sort of resemble ninjas, and that gets old very fast. If only there was a way to experience all the thrills of space exploration without any of the endless risks, but what mad scientist would fabricate such an ingenious device?

Well, you’re in luck, because that’s exactly why the Astronaut Sweater was created. With a sweater like this, you’ll never again look to the stars and wonder what secrets they might hold. The sky blue color perfectly illuminates the two powerful rockets that are blasting off into the dangerous void of space, the astronaut on the back is taking perilous space based risks so you don’t have to, and the dark trim will constantly remind you of the cold bleakness that we call space. Why take the risk when you could simply wear a sweater? Leave the danger to the professionals and celebrate your rational fear of space with this unique piece of clothing.

• Size Matters

  • At Camp Kitschy Knits size matters! 

    Our sweaters are made from patterns designed in the 1950’s when apparently people were a lot smaller and slim fit sweaters were in fashion. Don't worry though, we have modernized the fit of these awesome sweaters! The numerical sizing is based on actual chest measurements.

    Numerical Size	Alpha Size Equivalent	Chest	Length	Sleeve
    Size 34	Woman's XSmall	37	23	18
    Size 36	Woman's Small	39	24	19
    Size 38	Woman's Medium	41	26	19
    Size 40	Woman's Large	43	26	19
    Size 42	Men's Medium	45	28	20
    Size 44	Men's Large	47	28	20
    Size 48	Men's XLarge	51	30	23
    Size 50	Men's 2XL	52	30	23
    Size 52	Men's 3XL	54	31	24
    Size 54	Men's 4XL	56	31	24